... everyones favourite Tory MP decided that he wanted to re-create a photo from the Smiths album (The Queen is Dead). Yes, we could only be speaking of one man here; not content on bombarding the nation with his ethical views on the planet, annoying us all with his smug-ness by having a wind-turbine attached to the roof of his house and, then, challenging the British public to "hug a hoodie", David Cameron decided that he was going to clash heads with Labour's very own Hazel Blears over, of all things, a photograph.

To generally sum up the situation, he wanted (as stated above) to re-create a photo from the cover of a Smith's album (why? God knows why. I'm sure we all said exactly the same thing when he encouranged us all to hug some hoodies. Actually, i can't remember hearing of an explaination for that one...). So, anyhow, David announces that he's going to Salford - the Salford Lads' Club - so as to let the local MP know that he's coming, and then (shock-horror) when David arrives there is a protest in action because it turns out that Ms Blears (that local MP that we mentioned above) and the people of Salford don't really want David to have a picture because, in all honesty, he's a Tory.

However, David wasn't happy with his picture inside Salford Lads' Club because that's not what he came for; he wanted a picture outside the Club, just like the Smiths (and we all know that what David wants, David must get!) At this point, as most of us would, he should have just given up like the "responsible adult" that he is but oh no... not Mr Cameron. At this point I have to point out, much to my disdain, that Hazel Blears did do a bit of rubbing David's nose in it by taking her own picture and sending it to him, but only to keep the argument fair you have to understand. Anyway, the long and the short of it is that David, unable to get around not telling Hazel he was coming and not able to go without telling her, waited until she took a day off and then went and had his picture taken.

After reading that article in the Sunday Times (and pondering for a few moments at why it was in there) I had an overwhelming feeling to tell someone how much I dislike this man; however, and at the same time, I found it all rather funny.

I am, in all respects, arguing that he's a complete idiot and I have to pose the question to anyone who may read this: would you want this man, in all his cycling, hoodie-loving, wind-turbine glory, to run the country? Could we trust this man with our money, our health service, our whole little British world? I can tell you this, it makes me wonder; further, as a Scot who's not overtly keen on the Nationalisation of Scotland, i've recently started to question my ethics on that particular topic for, if anything, a way out of Cameron-land if he suceeds as PM next time around!